Your Boss & Clients Take the Day Off Day
Like a Snow Day for Grown-ups, this one requires your Stalin-wannabe boss and noodgiest clients to leave you alone for 24 hours so you can actually get some work done. Or at least catch up on your catalog shopping
No Cheesecake Left Behind Day
Imagine a world without calories. Go ahead. Eat your body weight in croissants for breakfast. Have éclairs for snacks. Lobster for lunch. Fettucine Alfredo for dinner. Skip the gym and have another cupcake. Wash it down with a chocolate shake!
British Servants Day
No running your kids to school in mismatched socks. Or racing through the supermarket with a five-year-old who demands Cocoa Krispies by screeching at a frequency only border collies can hear. Instead, Jeeves your butler greets you at the door with a Cosmo and canapés. Cecily your nanny teaches your children to speak fluent Mandarin Chinese, while Hermione your chef prepares chateaubriand for dinner.
Sure beats the Q-Tip dispenser you got last Jenkins’ Ear Day, doesn’t it?
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