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Is there any hope for happiness (and privacy) in the neighborhood spotlight? Of course. Here are a few suggestions…

• Perpetuate the mystery of yourself. It’s just so much more interesting to be elusive than an open book.
• Moderation. Don’t get too caught up in this Stepford Wives remake. See the best in each new neighbor, but learn how to end a conversation and close your front door.
• Attend the parties, but leave early. It’ll leave them wondering why you’re so eager to return home. Just what is going on in that house?
• Laughter. If you can role with the punches and laugh off Judy’s request to see your birth certificate, chances are you’ll really send them into a spin.

As a 3-year survivor of life in a cul de sac, I honestly love the neighborhood in which we live. I have even, at times, found myself enjoying yet another Pampered Chef party, or wishing that Peggy would stop by with more tomatoes from her garden, but I also find humor in the “happenings” of the hood, and hope you do too. Watch for future “Mockin’ the Burbs” articles.