Me: Is it over?
He (smiling): Yes. It was long, but it’s over.
Me: I like these things! Did I get up and rage even once?
He (smiling broadly): I like those things, too!
So – this is a plug for $20 headphones. If it sounds cruel, believe me, Lee is happier when I'm not extremely angry at her for being extremely angry at me. I have tried other methods for four years now. I even tried to price straitjackets for toddlers, years ago, but of course, they don't exist, and now that I've looked for them, I'm probably on some Child Protective Services watch list. These headphones are more effective than anything I've tried, including therapy, and way cheaper to boot.