I read an article over at Yahoo! Shine about how NOT to spice up your relationship that had me laugh out loud a number of times. A few of my favorite points:
Shower intercourse. Good luck finding — and maintaining — a position in the shower without getting a cramp, wiping out, or knocking the soap dispenser off the wall. As for finding a position that’s actually satisfying, for both of you? No chance. We say, enjoy some manual or oral sex in the shower and then move to the bed (or other sturdy object) for actual intercourse.
Licking your partner from head to toe. That’s a lot of acreage to cover with a tongue, and by the time you’re done you’ll feel like you just walked through the desert with no water. And your partner will start to feel chilly as all that saliva starts to evaporate. It’s even worse if your breath isn’t totally, perfectly fresh!
I usually ask you guys for feedback, but you really need to read the article for comedic effect. But if you have a tip to add about how to NOT spice up your relationship, fire away.