There are approximately eleventy hojillion articles out there on “Relaxation for Moms” and “Pampering Resources” and “Coping With Stress”, which can basically be boiled down to: CHILLAX, WOMAN.
I’m not going to blather on about why it’s healthy to make sure you focus on yourself as well as your family and your job, I’m just going to tell you about a few of my top choices for decompressing and enjoying the time I have to myself (often an all-too-brief window, but hey, I take what I can get).
FOR YOUR MOUTH
(Heh.)

Here’s a product that’s probably best if you can buy it hot and freshly-made from the source, but since I don’t live in Chicago I’m just glad there’s an internet option: Garrett Popcorn.
So. Damn. Good. I’ve only tried the Caramel Crisp so far, but MY GOD. Don’t even let the kids get at this stuff—seriously, buy them a box of Fiddle Faddle so you can hoard this buttery, unbelievably rich concoction all to yourself.
I know it’s not the healthiest choice for snacking (or eating in giant handfuls in place of a nutritious dinner), but for sheer comfort food this popcorn can’t be beat. I particularly endorse the option of eating it while reclining on the couch watching a really entertaining TV series, such as Battlestar Galactica. Goodbye, tension. Hello, deliciousness.
FOR YOUR EARS

The music I’d like to recommend for general enjoyment and de-stressification is a Brazilian instrumental group called Uakti, who I never would have discovered on my own but when I heard my coworker playing one of their albums, I had to rush in his office and ask him what in HELL that wonderful noise was.
Having read up a little on the band, I’ve learned that Uakti primarily use really awesome sounding custom-made instruments (constructed from everyday materials like pipe, glasses, metal, rocks, rubber, and even water) to create their music. Their name may be hard to pronounce (I think you say “wok-chee”) but man, has it ever got a cool origin: it comes from an Tukano Indian legend about a mythological being named Uakti, whose body was full of holes. When he ran and wind passed through them, the holes produced sounds that bewitched the women of the tribe, and so the men hunted him and burned his body. Palm trees sprouted from the place where his body was buried, and the Indians used these to create flutes that make the same music as Uakti’s body did.
(Dear Limp Bizkit: you could learn something from this. Primarily, how to name your band something that doesn’t make people BARF.)
Anyway, the album I recently acquired is called Aguas da Amazonia, and it’s composed by Philip Glass. It’s a liquid, burbling, beautiful collection of music that’s soothing without being boring. I particularly recommend the second song on the album (the whole thing is on iTunes, if you’d like to try a track or two) called “Japura River”—it’s absolutely magical. Play it in the car on your way home from work and you will literally feel your soul being hung out on a clothesline and dried in the sun. Ahhhhh.
FOR YOUR NOSE

I’m not particularly interested in aromatherapy or acupuncture or holistic medicine or a diet featuring high amounts of soy (unless it’s soy sauce), but I really like this smelly little product by Saje. It’s a blend of several essential oils, including peppermint, lavender, lemon, myrrh, chamomile, and possibly eye of newt. While I initially bought it on someone’s suggestion that it might help with sinus congestion/allergies (for me, it did not), I now use it in my bath nearly every night. It only takes one or two drops in running water to fill the tub with a powerfully relaxing smell—sort of extremely herbal but still really, really good. I feel like I sleep extra deeply afterwards, all loose and mellow and ready to dream about Clive Owen. A shirtless, unshaven, slightly grimy Clive Owen. Mmm.
Okay, that’s all for now, but I’d love to hear your top picks for must-have Chillaxation Stuff. What are your favorite me-time accouterments?
This is me for the last 10 minutes: CLICKING AND BOOKMARKING AND EMAILING HUSBAND TO NAG FOR PRESENTS.
The shipping on that popcorn is KILL-ASS. I can see why it would have to be high, but jeelus I wish I lived in Chicago.
There aren’t many things I like better than digging directly into a pint of Dove Give in to Mint ice cream.
I also like the Bath & Body Works aromatherapy line of Lavender Vanilla stuff. I don’t usually like aromatherapy stuff, either, but I love this stuff.
Swistle | September 25th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Oh, great suggestion for a new CD to check out - thanks!
Dark chocolate - I just buy the Trader Joe’s kind - is one of my favorite ways to chillax my mouth. That, and Kukicha tea - yes, Kukicha - it’s a tea made from roasted tea tree twigs, tastes great (not funky at all) and apparently has some calming and chillaxing qualities. It might be in my head, but I go with it anyway!
Nataly | September 25th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
1st, I love the Frankie Goes to Hollywood reference in the title! Tee hee - have not thought of that in years and now cannot get the song out of my head!
Mmmm, relaxation, distressing… MMMMMooommy?! Will have to try the essential oils. I ogle these all the time at the Co-op but never know which to buy so I will try these!
Christina | September 25th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
I live near Chicago - I’ll have to check out taht popcorn! I’ve been addicted to Harry & David’s dark chocolate Moose Munch. Yum!
As for music, I’m excited to check out that cd. For relaxation, I love Rachmoninoff, Debussy, or REM’s “Drive”. I used to like Enya, but now it just makes me think of the cool down portion of an aerobics class.
Amy M | September 25th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
I’d stay away from the cheese version of the popcorn. While it says 0 grams of trans fat, the ingredients list partially hydrogenated oil — which means that th “0″ grams is really something like 0.49 grams per *half cup*. Who eats half a cup of popcorn?
The caramel kind, on the other hand, looks like it’s just plain good old fashion unhealthy — yum!
Matthew Miller | September 25th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Well, I’m not sure what it does for relaxation, but I just discovered something called “Simply Divine Cherry Pie” bubble bath/shampoo/body wash at B&BW and WOW, does it make me hungry. It smells JUST LIKE a pie! Amazing.
I like your music suggestion. I’m going to have to try that for my commute. iTunes, here I come!
Lee | September 25th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Ooooh, great suggestions! Let’s see, for relaxation I used to enjoy a big glass of wine. Now that I’m pregnant, it’s just plain ol’ ginger ale. Good times.
But I have to admit, I’ve kept the Chocolat soundtrack around for those times when I just need to chill. It’s great for that. As is the Garden State soundtrack, but that one is waaaaay mellow. Be warned.
Also, nothing like some decadent chocolate from Trader Joe’s to calm the soul!
Amy / Girl's Life | September 25th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Amy - since you’re a fellow dark chocolate lover:) - any suggestions for a new kind/brand to try? I need some variety from my daily Trader Joe’s fix:)
Nataly | September 25th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Nataly — I really love those chocolate covered almonds they have at TJs. They have mixed packs so you can get your milk or dark chocolate fix at the same time. It’s great! And you can grab just one or two (um, yeah right) to feel like you’re getting a little taste of chocolate without splurging too much.
Amy / Girl's Life | September 25th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
relaxation for me is sitting with friends, having a beer. a nice draft new castle beer!
though that’s not always possible, so i agree with the dark chocolate crew - YUM!!
so does this uh ‘pop-corn’ come with chocolate covered version? ala Harry and David? talk about unhealthy goodness!!
Kate | September 25th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
I just thought of an EVEN BETTER snack, possibly the One Snack to Rule Them All:
Trader Joe’s chocolate-covered peanut butter pretzels.
Just *thinking* about them is making me salivate.
milkandcookies | September 25th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Oh my god! Chocolate covered p-nut butter pretzels! I am salivating too!!
Eric's Mommy | September 25th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
I downloaded that song and it is perfect. I’m always looking for nice instrumental music to edit and write by, and this is awesome! Thanks!
Pickles & Dimes | September 25th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
I live in Chicago and I walk by Garrett’s on my way to/from work EVERY DAY. I have gained 10 pounds from just smelling the caramel popcorn and have accidentally drooled all over myself. The only way we Chicagoans resist is that there is a line of tourists down the block waiting to buy the stuff. I may end up ordering online myself.
DD | September 26th, 2007 at 1:24 am
I love chilling out to Jack Johnson; something about him just calms my head.
Also, Avon made this amazing Chocolate Covered Strawberry bubble bath last Valentine’s Day and I definitely bought five bottles of it! I don’t think they make it anymore, but they do have a new Chocolate Cherry bubble bath that may be worth trying.
I really wish I had a fireplace because I totally think that a warm fire, cozy pajamas, and a cup of hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps is absolutely divine.
Jamie :) | September 26th, 2007 at 1:48 am
Well, as the resident dietitian (or as “funny” people like to call me - the food police), caramel corn sounds wonderful. Unfortunately knowing what I know, it wouldn’t relax me to eat a load of it (and could not limit my portion to one half cup- are they kidding?!). Now, homemade fudge, that’s another story…
My best advice for CHILLAXIN’ is to just stop! Stop. Stop. Stop what you are doing. Stop and move to a quiet spot, preferably outside, for 10-25 minutes. I have a home office, so I switch rooms a lot. And I always try to get at least 10 minutes on my front porch. I love it there- birds, garden, breeze. Just stopping helps me clear my head so I can go back to what I need to do in a more relaxed and focused fashion. Then on weekends, the porch turns into “The Moonlight Lounge”, where there is always wine involved. I love “meeting” my husband there; and our neighbors often pop by.
So create your own spot- right in your own home- to just stop. And chill.
I got a kick out of your blog here- very funny.
Rosanne | September 27th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Well I happened to be in Chicago this past weekend. Since I had read about Garrett’s on this website I went and had myself a bag of carmel crisp, um then another and another…in fact I had 4 bags in 2 days. Thankfully, I’m back in Boston, ignoring the scale and just dropping subtle hints to my husband on how to make me happy!!
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