Milk and Cookies
with Linda and Kristen
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We’ve done a Halloween costume round-up before (along with, if you’re feeling topical, a list of cool Etsy-made treat bags, some fun craft ideas, and cool Halloweeny stuff in general), but I keep coming across the WEIRDEST kid costumes this year and thought I’d share. Behold, inspiration for your little trick-or-treater:
Baby air freshener. Mmmmm, gotta love that fresh poopy diaper smell.
Shark attack. HA HA HA HA HAAAA *wipes tear* HAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Whoopie baby. Hey, comes with its own sound effects!
Baby pimp. You’re money, baby! MONEY!
Lil’ cockroach. Ahhhh! Smash it with a shoe!
Toddler safety barrel. Wow, Mom, it’s like you didn’t even TRY.
Peep peep. Aww, who’s a disgusting dye-soaked marshmallow concoction?
Child as human toilet. The best part is how your kid will be referred to as “that kid dressed as a toilet”. Or maybe the best part is when someone inevitably jokes about using the toilet.
There! *dusts off hands* Your Halloween costume shopping for the year is done. You’re welcome.
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I’ve seriously been laughing for the last five minutes. I’m almost wishing I had another baby so that I could buy one of these costumes.
“Almost” being the operative word.
Angella | October 16th, 2009 at 1:12 am
I think the air freshener is awesome, and if either of my boys were small enough I’d seriously be considering it. Especially with the fresh poopy diaper smell.
Cookie | October 16th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I would like the peeps costume for myself please!
Mich | October 20th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
I heard today that somebody was marketing a Balloon Boy costume already. That didn’t take long…
cindy | October 22nd, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Toddler Safety Barrel? For SERIOUS? Wow.
samantha jo campen | November 5th, 2009 at 5:32 pm