I’m too overwhelmed with the reality that it’s Thanksgiving week (OMG) to delve into the holiday gift guides we like to post here at Milk & Cookies, so indulge me in a totally random topic, won’t you? That being: the world’s coolest children’s boots. I can’t really afford to buy myself a new pair of awesome boots right now, so I’m channeling my window shopping desire into kid-sized fashions. Looking to outfit your offspring in some weather-repelling, eyeball-searingly adorable footwear? Start here:
John Deere “Johnny Popper” Boot. Uh. Mah. GAH. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE.
OshKosh Nona Girl’s Cowboy Boot. Pink stitching! Heart-shaped buckle! Girly, but not princessy.
Doc Martens 6004 Boot. Be still my heart: kid-sized Docs, in bright screaming yellow? Sadly, 2T-sized Minor Threat t-shirt not included.
Batman Rain Boot. For the pint-sized superhero who can’t stay away from puddles.
Keen Kid’s Vail Snow Boot. Oh, Keens, is there anything you can’t do?
Coco Quilted Boot. I can’t decide if these would be awful or awesome on a little girl, but I think I’m leaning towards awesome.
Polliwalks Penguin Boot. If I saw a child wearing these I would fall over DEAD from the cute. So, you know, buy with caution.
Ariat Red & Turquoise Boot. Can’t talk now. Too busy seething with jealousy that these don’t come in an adult size.