I’m supposed to be researching Halloween costumes for my two 3-year-olds (Amazon.com has a free shipping deal I want to take advantage of). But I keep getting distracted by baby costumes because OMG TEH CUTE.
I’m also supposed to be writing a post announcing a giveaway of two Amazon.com gift certificates, which I will definitely do in just a second. I just have to look at these baby costumes for a few more minutes.
Seriously. A sock monkey costume? I don’t even LIKE sock monkeys, but this looks so snuggy I just want to SQUEEZE and maybe BITE.
It’s a small, plump, smiling, cooing Darth Vader! Oooo, he’s so EVIL! Evilly DELICIOUS! Nom nom nom!
It’s a bird! No, it is a plane! No, it is a NOM NOM NOM. Oops: I nommed the superbaby all up.
You know what would be cute? MULTIPLES wearing banana costumes. You could tie their little tops together to make a bunch.
Aw, it is a little tulip fairy costume! Does that CUTE BABY come with it?
Paging Dr. Baby! We need 10cc’s of cuteness STAT!
WHO would do this to a baby? WHO? (Does it come in size 12-18 months?)
A Peep costume! NOM while fresh; do not wait for staleness as with actual marshmallow Peeps!
Heart…ceasing…to beat… Please see if Dr. Baby is still in the building, or this strawberry fairy costume will be the last thing I see.
Now, about the giveaway. It takes FUNDS to buy cute Halloween costumes, and Milk and Cookies is giving away two $25 Amazon.com gift certificates. Well, obv you don’t have to use them for Halloween costumes, you can use them for anything you want. Festivus presents? It’s only 3 months away, you know.
To enter, leave a comment on this post telling us what your kids are dressing up as for Halloween. Or what you’re dressing up as. Or what your pet is dressing up as. Or what you wanted to dress up as when you were a kid but your parents wouldn’t let you. Contest deadline is Friday, October 3rd, at noon U.S. Pacific time, after which we’ll choose two winners for the gift certificates.
Update: Winners! Pam and Misty, you win! My nice boss will be emailing you your certificates! Congratulations and happy shopping!