By Kristen Chase of Motherhood Uncensored

{Editor’s note: Many of the links ate not safe for work and the content is a little risque. Read at your own risk.}

We’ve probably all grumbled at one time or another about the commercialization of Valentine’s Day. Since having kids, February 14 just seems like another excuse to market candy to our already crazed children, and guilt us into paying a babysitter an exhorbitant amount of money for an extra expensive dinner. No one wants to be the Valentine’s Scrooge caught spraying a fire extinguisher to cupid’s burning love arrows.

But who says it has to be all about the chalky candy hearts and marked up flower bouquets? Valentine’s Day is a great excuse to ditch the mommy jeans, pull out the handcuffs, and let your inner Mominatrix run free.

Now if your batteries are now powering your kid’s toys and the last bra you’ve got your underwear categorized by butt status or certain weeks of the month, you might need a little more help getting into the groove. So here are The Mominatrix’s Top 3 Must Haves for Naughty Moms that will be sure to make your Valentine’s Day sweeter than that box of chocolates.

1. Lube

Whether or not you actually need lube for the whole “Sahara Desert” syndrome, it can be an effective way to enhance your bedroom experience. Just keep in mind that all lubes are not created equal. Check the ingredients, look for recommendations, and consider shopping outside of your local big box pharmacy section. Bad lube can be like dipping your hands and vagina in tree sap.

Mominatrix Recommends: Good Clean Love & Intimate Organics
Feeling Naughty: Lubricant Lickeurs

2. Lingerie

So purchasing lingerie on Valentine’s Day might be a little cliche, but the truth is, it’s most often partners buying it - which means that you risk getting something in the wrong size or some scary looking thing that looks more like a straight jacket then anything you’d ever wear. So take the reins and grab something for yourself. Find a piece that makes you feel sexy in the size that you are right now, and keep in mind, comfort isn’t the biggest issue. If it does what it’s supposed to do, whatever you purchase won’t be on for long.

Mominatrix Recommends: A babydoll or boy shorts
Feeling Naughty: French maid costume

3. Sex Toy

The advances in sex toys over the last few years even are astonishing, so if you’re still reaching for that old, battery powered Rabbit, you might want to take a look around at what a little technology can do. You’ll find everything from discreet ducks to vibrators that plug into your iPod. And best of all, thanks to the beauty of online shopping, you don’t even need to leave the comfort of your home to shop.

Mominatrix Recommends: Lelo & Hitachi Magic Wand (an old classic)
Feeling Naughty: We-vibe, a couple’s sex toy

If you need more tips and tricks, you can check out her new sex book and her weekly sexy podcast for parents “Morning Sex with the Mominatrix“.

Have a great Valentine’s Day, folks.

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