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Freakish Genetics

You know the gene that must get transferred from parent to child that would eventually lead to common sense and foresight? I'm pretty sure I don't have it. I was hoping that somehow it merely skipped a generation and would pick back up with Ben, but my hopes are starting to flicker.I can totally see…

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Narcissistic Tickling

I've created this game where I tickle poor Ben mercilessly until he screams, "I LOVE YOU!!!" Not only do I make him tell me he loves me, but I also get to hear that hysterical kid laughter that thrills me to no end. A bit selfish and narcissistic, maybe, but I figure he owes me after the recent nights…

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Observation vs. Definition

I thought I was embarrassed when Ben accused me of farting in Meijer (when in fact, he just made a raspberry and blamed it on my rear).  I thought I was embarrassed when I tripped up the curb and the contents of my purse spilled onto Fourth Street.  Apparently, I didn't know what embarrassment…

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Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Poop

When Ben first started to find bathroom humor so completely hilarious, I was told that it was a stage. I then immediately thought that stages were a few months, possibly a year, and went on hoping the phase would end tommorrow. So could someone please tell me when I will hear the real words to Twinkle,…

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