Please tell me that how come I have 5....count'em 5 pairs of kitchen sheers and NOT 1 pair is in the kitchen where they should be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me (yelling) - Would someone PLEASE return my sheers to the kitchen where they belong????????
Daughter (yelling) - I don't have them!
Friend of daughter in biohazard room - Yeah, you do. They're on your desk, right in front of you. (I happened to hear this while standing at the bottom of the steps).
Daughter - Oh! I didn't know I had them.
Me - You took them, ergo, you bring them back. This is NOT rocket science.
Daughter - Whatever!