The thing that surprised me most about becoming a mom, is all the things "they" didn't mention!
Here are some of the things I am definately going to tell my daughter:
1. Modesty goes out the window
2. Contractions, are derived from HELL
3. It's not easy to breastfeed, so don't get discouraged
4. Pooping the 1st time is almost as bad as delivery
5. You think you will never feel pretty again