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| Why Can't Men Say "Ow." |
| Date: 25th Jul |
| Why Can't Men Say, "Ow?""Ow. That hurts. I'm in pain." These are a few things my husband will never say. After a snowboarding mishap he blacked out, woke and noticed it hurt when his friend kept jabbing him in the stomach. He googled his symptoms and figured he was bleeding internally and he may have ruptured his spleen. Did he call an ambulance? Did... |
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| Young and Fertile |
| Date: 17th Jul |
| Young and FertileSo I went to the doctor for a clomid check. Yes, clomid is a fertility drug and yes I'm only thirty-two and have a child, but for some reason, like Tina Fey's character in Baby Mama, I have a poorly shaped uterus. They just figured this out a year later because Kaiser sucks so much ass.Anyway, the doctor who's there today is busy,... |
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| I Know More Than You |
| Date: 25th Jun |
| Sigh. I tire of "parenting experts," parenting books, manuals, seminars, television segments. I've been told that non-fiction parenting books sell, but I could never muster the strength to advise. I mean I was accidentally knocked up in a snowed-in cabin in Tahoe so I'm hardly the parenting expert, and if I did know everything about raising a respectful,... |
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