- Number of children:
- 2
- Age of children:
- 7 years old and 8.5 months old
- Relationship status:
- Married
- Parenting advice I follow:
- Have a lot of patience
- Parenting advice I ignore:
- I welcome advice but doesn't mean I have to do it.
- Favorite activity with my kids:
- camping and water activities! And I love to read to my boys every single night...
Jennifer
From Alamogordo, New Mexico, United States
Joined 6th December 2007
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My Life To-Do List
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Currently on my Life Wish List:
To Be Healthy!
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Goals I am working on:
Early Retirement...My Health...Providing for my family & loved ones...Make sure everyone knows how much I love them daily...
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Projects I am working on:
Retirement and bringing in more financial freedom for myself and my family...
3 comments so far...
Just saw that you are very stressed out today... I hope your day is improving... what caused all this stress - is it holidays related?
Flag as inappropriate Posted by Victoria on 22nd December 2007
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall
system performance -- particularly in the flower and
jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs
4.1.
(and NASCAR 500.0)
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an
Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I
Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears
6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0
update. If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie
7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Flag as inappropriate Posted by Jennifer on 6th December 2007
Ps, what a beautiful photo of you and your kids.
Flag as inappropriate Posted by Diane on 6th December 2007